I lied

Well, I said I was going to start another blog, but I decided that I just want to stick with this one. I think more people pay attention to this one, and I doubt that anyone would even find my other blog with out me telling them where it is, unless you have major websurfing skills. So I'll try to update this blog once a week now. I know I've said that before, but this time I promise. I shall rack my brains until and idea pops out. Now, of to do whatever I want to...

He may not be scheming, but I might hypothetically possibly potentionally might be...

As I sat down at my electric typewriter, beginning to print a draft for my next blog, I kept thinking about the same thing. I was thinking about this article that I'd read last night in WIRED Magazine. It was about the famous 'Minerva,' the South Korean man who had simply began to make predictions on South Korea's economy, and was so dead accurate it was unreal. The man had been studying economics by his lonesome for about four years before he began to make these predictions. He had not been scheming to become rich and/or famous, he simply wanted to test his knowledge. When his educated guesses came true, he began to get some credibility. The whole time though, he had been posting under the name of the Greek Goddess of Wisdom, Minerva. People began to wonder who this Minerva was. The only thing that made him so amazing what the fact that no one knew who he was. No one knew if he was some government official, or just the hobo living at the end of their street. The key was that he was always anonymous. If he had printed under his real name, people would not have payed him any attention. This kind of made me want to do something like that. Either sign up for some forum with some witty name then test my knowledge or make a blog that would blow people away. I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but don't you agree that it would be fun to say something genius, and when people ask who you are, they would be forced to guess. So I plan to begin an anonymous blog, some where on the net. I'm not sure where it will be located, what it will be called, or anything like that yet. I will try to keep posting on this blog once a month or so, but if you find my anonymous blog, then you are pretty freakin' amazing. I will update this blog with some basic information on my new blog, like what site I used to create it, and a hint to what it might be called. I won't be dumb and tell you the URL or anything like that, so it should be a bit of a challenge. Good luck!

Long time no see, eh?

Wow, it's been a long time since I've posted a blog. I kind of lost the need to post, but now I have a need, friends. I have my friends who want me to write a blog that makes them laugh their head off, and so here it is, that blog that you all were waiting for, but then gave up on... now... what am I going to write about...

Well, I had this idea to come and write a post... but now I realized I needed and idea... well, here it goes... time to wing it.

The other day I was sitting on my bed reading my new Wired magazine, the one that gives me all the ideas to do stupid things. So I see this article called 'Gone', and it's about what it takes to go missing, to shed your identity and start over these days. It was really kind of interesting, because it talked about how since we all use twitter or facebook or ning or digg or whatever you use, it's hard to just disappear with out a trace, because you have all this online evidence that is like a gold mine for detectives. It told the story about this man who wanted to escape from his life and he faked his death, but then made a few mistakes and texted some people after he 'died' and then they find him and what not. Then and the end of the article there was this section about this crazy idea the author had. He was going to try do disappear for a month. The page was filled with mug shots from all angles with information like where he was seen last and where he goes to eat breakfast and what not. So not only was this entertaining, it was like a stalker's paradise!! I love to fancy the idea that some freaky weirdo loves someone so much they follow them around... do people actually do that? Why would you? Even if you're mentally insane, wouldn't you rather rob a bank or go on a killing spree? I mean who would do this in their spare time? I think it's really kinda funny.

So thanks for reading this amazingly just-came-up-with-it blog that I will try to post at least once or twice a month, if not more.

By the way, you left your car door open last night...