Redundancy Annoys Me

Redundancy annoys me. I hate it when I make a redundant statement, it makes me feel like and idiot. I'm one of those people who wants to correct people when they say something that's redundant, or they say something incorrectly (grammar wise). But I do the same thing, and I always try to correct myself immediately, but I sometimes fail. Then about an hour later I think "wait, did I say 'I want AN plastic bag?' she must've thought I was an IDIOT!!!!"  But I do enjoy redundant jokes, such as "I'm from the town of Redundancy Town," or the classic Missoulian mistake of the "UC Center."  It's funny when people make things redundant on purpose, but otherwise it's just annoying.

What are your favorite redundancy jokes?

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